My computer is slower than molasses in January. Why is this and what can I do about it?
Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Dear Little Old Lady…
Most likely it’s all clogged up with Spyware programs. You should carefully turn your PC off. Hold it upside down and firmly shake it for several minutes. This will dislodge the Spyware’s hold on your hard disk and make it easier to clean out.
Then you should visit our Download page and download all three of our spyware programs- Adaware, Spybot – Search and Destroy and Spyware Blaster.
Download and Install each of the programs follow the directions and be sure to use the built in Update function to make sure they are up to date. Then you should make a habit of running each program every week or so.
I need help with planning my Festivus Celebrations. Can you help me find some planning guides?
Was I Seinfelt?
Dear You Sure Were Seinfelt,
Festivus- the Holiday for the Rest of Us! is Celebrated on December 23rd. If you don’t know what it is visit here.
For your Celebration you’ll need a Festivus Pole-it’s best just to visit your local roads and highways department. (after hours, watch out for cameras and dogs.) See some Fesivus Poles in action!There are selections of cards available in all fine card stores- except Hallmark (go figger!) and online here.
Thanks for asking Ms. Seinfelt and a Joyous Festivus or whatever other Holiday you may observe in this the season of Holidays!
As always your Mr. Reasonable.
That’s all for Mr. Reasonable this month.